Pondering Space Bikers

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Sorry for the lack of posts lately but I’ve been even more scatter brained than usual.

I’ve also been playing a lot of Aurora 4X and watching the 90’s Justice League cartoons (which I missed at the time.)

As a result of this I’ve been reconsidering the closely related concepts of ‘Space Truckers’ “Space Truckstops’ and ‘Space Bikers’ and how I might be able to work them into a more pulprev friendly setting. The Breylandverse is out completely but upon further reflection I can slot space bikers into the Nekoverse at the very low end.

Besides travelling in a ‘space bike’ over interstellar distances is possibly the craziest pulpiest thing I can think of. So not having space bikers in what is  supposed to be a ‘fun’ setting is therefore a crime against pulp.

So how you get space bikes and why would anyone actually use one?

We need to give them clear advantages and drawbacks.

The first advantage is the simplest… space bikes are fast. In fact they are the second fastest way to send a message over interstellar distances making them vital for coordinating dispersed military campaigns. Even more so if you military force is operating on a tight budget and can’t use massive planetside FTL comm facilities. This creates a military and commercial purpose for space bikes and plants the seeds for a space biker culture to form.

Space bikes are also very small craft and able to operate planetside or from a very Spartan base. This means that they can operate at the fringes of the law.

How small? Well it turns out that the very high tech Hogg drive which powers the space bike is mass limited at around roughly eight tons. Which is still a decent size aircraft but not much for a space craft that requires interstellar range.

This means that every kilogram counts when building or refitting a space hog… and logically results in a great many “no fat chicks” jokes in space biker and space trucker culture. If you’re over the mass limit you can’t use the micro-wormhole function and are stuck in system until you lighten your load (often by dumping a few rounds of ordinance in the direction of your enemy.)

As for the Hogg drive itself. These devices are very valuable and require some very rare industrial technology to produce. In some sectors Hogg drives and Rigg drives (which power Space Trucks) are practically irreplaceable artifacts from the height of the Codteki Empire. The good news however is that these engines are very durable and long lasting. Even a badly worn and battered Hogg drive salvaged from an ancient battle field is still going to be worth building a space hog around.

So what about the space bikers? What roles do they fill? Often they find themselves working as low budget pirates, smugglers and discount mercenaries. A space bike is no match for a proper starfighter; even an advanced trainer is probably going to able to take on two or three space bikes. So this means that space bikers have to pick their fights very carefully. High tech but low end. Watching, waiting, scavenging but then when the time is right risking everything in one great gamble. Such as the life of a space biker gang.

Pondering Space Bikers

Worst Lawsuit Ever!

The DNC decision to sue Trump, the Russian government, WikiLeaks and several small furry animals strikes is quite literally the WORST possible thing that they could have done. I’m actually wondering if Trump has a deep cover man fucking up the DNC from the inside.

Razorfist with the Normie friendly version. [8 Mins]

 

Dave of the X22 Report with a heavier tinfoil version. [23 mins]

He goes into quite bit of detail here.

Take this one with a grain of salt but these guys do seem to have their house in order.

Worst Lawsuit Ever!

This One’s For the Gundam Fans

New episode of Outward Bound; still one of the best things on YouTube. [35 mins]

 

Come to think of it O’Neill cylinders are such a logical concept that Science fiction writers need to explain their absence rather than their presence.

In the case of the Breylandverse space colonies are ‘too hard to defend’ and there are plenty of barely settled planets and moons for living space. There is however occasional talk of building O’Neill cylinders specifically for growing wheat as there are parts of Breylandspace and the border worlds where there are few food exporting worlds.

 

This One’s For the Gundam Fans

Trump Magic: Pick a Card

I was going to wait a bit on this until we had much clearer information but Trump does appear to have pulled some sort of magician’s trick when it comes to the Syrian missile strikes.

http://www.businessinsider.com/us-navy-fooled-russia-and-syria-with-a-warship-ruse-before-the-strike-2018-4?amp%3Butm_medium=referral

The tomahawk missiles used in the strike were all older ones; three decades old and approaching the end of their best blow up by date. Some accounts even suggest that the missiles had their warheads removed turning them into little more than decoys or live action targets for the Syrian air defences. A possible way for the Syrians and Russians to save face, maybe. Either way it is beginning to look like this was another ‘pulled punch’ attack just like the one last year.

However the nineteen missiles launched by the B-1 Bombers appears to be an entirely different story. As these were likely state of the art weapons. 

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Note that what the bomber launched missiles were shot at is not mentioned. This is a somewhat glaring omission.

So what did the nineteen missiles hit?

Right now the best guess is that a series of Iran and Hezbollah related targets were struck. This could be a move to weaken Iran as a prelude to either overthrowing the regime or forcing them to bargaining table (in the same manner as North Korea.)

Q Anon has stated the Iran is next on Trump’s target list.

How will it be done? Well we’ll just have to watch the rest of the show.

In the meantime pray.

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Trump Magic: Pick a Card

The Magician’s Left Hand or Blunder of Year?

Bombard’s Body Language of Trump’s announcement of Syrian Airstrikes. [5 mins]

Quick takeaway here: Trump is confident in this speech and it was practiced beforehand. However this is clearly scripted and does not appear to be Trump’s own words.

Something odd is happening in Syria. That much we know. Trump’s actions don’t seem to be making any sense. 4D chess remains on the menu but a lot of people are wondering about what’s going on behind the scenes. The most recent gas attack (very likely the previous ones) were clearly staged events. Trump HAS to know that. So what is he doing? Or rather WHAT ELSE is he doing?

Trump uses twitter as a distraction. The previous tomahawk strike was a feint. Hell Stormy Daniels might even have been working for Trump this whole time. Everyone is watching the wizard’s left hand. What is he doing with his right? Will there be magic or has he been subtly jerking off this entire time?

The Magician’s Left Hand or Blunder of Year?

Halfassed Thoughts

Just a quick thought. As far as I can tell the primary advantage of a half-track over a fully tracked vehicle is that no special training is required to drive one and that troops already familiar with civilian trucks can adapt to the new vehicles very quickly.

These are still a compromise design more difficult to maintain than a wheeled vehicle while only gaining part of the benefits of having tracks. Still if you need say an APC specifically for reserve or militia forces a halftrack design might still be a viable choice. Conscript armies might also benefit.

1943 video on Halftrack tank Destroyers [8:30 mins]

Infogalactic article on the M3 Halftrack.

 https://infogalactic.com/info/M3_Half-track

Video on German Halftracks [17 mins]

Halfassed Thoughts

Saint Donald’s Prayer.

Lord, make my enemies ridiculous

and as dumb as they are wicked.

May their greed lead to their downfall

and their perversions be drawn into the light.

May I be allowed to keep winning

and be victorious in your name.

So that I may spread your glory upon the Earth

as it is in Heaven, amen.

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Origin: Late 21st century America. Later adopted into the Book of Common Prayers sometime in the early 23rd century.

Saint Donald’s Prayer.

Very Interesting Anon Theory

Did the loyal legions of the God-Emperor raid the Golden Island of El Diddlerado?

Was the recent Rachel Chandler Instagram blitz used as a misdirection?

This anon has a theory and it does fit with some of the more cryptic recent Q posts.

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Seriously if Trump pulled this off… I joked about making him a Western Orthodox saint in the Breylandverse. That might not be good enough anymore.

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We’ll know in a few days.

In the meantime remind the boys what we’re fighting for.

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—Wolfman out—

Deus Vult

Very Interesting Anon Theory