Outward Bound: Colonizing Jupiter

Going to ease back on the tinfoil for moment and get back to science fiction. The newest episode of Issac Arthur’s Outward Bound was released today and it definitely lives up to the bill. Easily one of the best channels on Youtube. [30mins]

If you love big idea science fiction this should be right up your alley. This episode covers the colonization of Jupiter and it’s moons. Focusing first on Callisto (which to my surprise may be the best candidate for an early colony) then on Europa and it’s large ocean. Finally colonization options for Jupiter itself are discussed along with some very very big ideas.

Outward Bound: Colonizing Jupiter

A Fully Functioning LV Shooting Theory

This livestream goes completely off the rails at around the 25min mark but for the first 15mins or so Davis Aurini presents the entire version of what /pol/ has pieced together about the events surrounding the Las Vegas Shooting.

Nobody believed the official story but the stakes appear to have been a great deal higher than anyone thought… and yes the Saudis are connected.

Worth a listen if you have 15-20mins.

The swamp is getting drained… but damn those are some big gators we’re going to have to wrestle.

A Fully Functioning LV Shooting Theory

Soy Kills


Paul Joseph Watson on the Soyboy phenomenon. [8mins]

Okay fam it’s time to get this shit out of your diet. Yes I need to do this too but there’s no real excuse at this point to be willingly consuming soy products. Are we men or are we mice? Actually mice wouldn’t eat this shit either.




Oh and watch for texturized vegetable protein (that’s soy too.) In fact we’re probably going to have a lot of trouble finding processed food that doesn’t contain soy but nobody came here on the short bus and we should be able to figure this out.

and thus begins The War on Soy. We have met the enemy and xe is a bland tasteless spongy meatloaf like product.

Soy Kills

Heavy Tinfoil

It goes without saying that I’m just a little bit sceptical but you might want to grab some popcorn because this was a fun ride.

40min interview with Robert David Steele.

This covers a LOT of interesting topics. The man is clearly half-crazy and half-genius but which topics is he right about and when is he simply pulling silk handkerchiefs out of his ass?

There’s really no way for us to tell. We just have to wait and see. That what makes this tinfoil stuff so much fun. At least Mr. Steele is a cheerful optimist and not just another internet prophet of doom.

Heavy Tinfoil

Just a Mild Side Effect

I do tend to run off on completely pointless sidequests from time to time.

So anyway I’ve spent a good chunk of the last couple days reading the backposts of a celebrity gossip/ whistleblowing site.

Crazy Days and Nights

Lots of very tinfoily stuff there and I’ve only made it back to about October last year. The main account there posts a lot.

However I’m going to have to take a break as I’m beginning to have nightmares about being kidnapped by trainwreck Disney Girls and their C-List rapper/drug dealer boyfriends.

Just a Mild Side Effect

Just a Prank, Bro.

I’m on record as complaining that this moment is “Faker than a stripper’s new titties” but after a few days of thinking about it I have to stop and admire the craftmenship.


So clearly what happened here is that one of the patriot or alt-right infiltrators managed to slip the fake banner into the protest. The only mistake they made is that NAMBLA would not refer to themselves as ‘pedos’ and probably want nothing to do with a group of International Marxist terrorists. Still well done Secret Squirrel Shitlords.

Oh and as a wonderful bonus we’ll now have an internal witchhunt inside antifa which considering that they are a group made up mostly of methheads, soyboys and college professors should be an absolute blast to watch unfold.

Final Verdict: Troll rating 9/10. Would defend Mi’Lady’s tire.

Just a Prank, Bro.

Catgirls Needs Claws

Catgirls need claws: The standard weapons of the Nekoite militia.

Armies need equipment but what do you when you need to fight an interstellar guerrilla war and your army consists mostly of ninety pound catgirls?

What if resources are desperately scarce and you need to focus all of your high tech industry towards building up your space navy and keeping as many starfighters operational as near-humanly possible?

Well then one possible solution would be to mass produce low technology weapons copied from history and use those to equip your ground forces. Not an ideal solution but at least it’s a solution and the Nekoite Clans just so happen to have excellent records, blueprints and databases of a lot of Old Terra technology.


Lightweight, reliable and significantly better than nothing; the standard weapon of the nekoite militia is a folding stock copy of the M1 carbine.


The M1 carbine was also one of the most cost effective weapons used by the United States Military during World War II. At the beginning of World War II the average production cost for an M1 carbine was approximately $45, about half the cost of an M1 rifle at approximately $85 and about a fifth of the cost of a Thompson submachine gun at approximately $225. The .30 Carbine ammunition was also far cheaper to produce than the standard .30-06 ammunition; used less resources, was smaller, lighter, faster and easier to make. These were major factors in the United States Military decision to adopt the M1 carbine, especially when considering the vast numbers of weapons and ammunition manufactured and transported by the United States during World War II.”

Again the Nekoite clans are very lightly equipped and need weapons that can be mass produced while conserving high tech alloys and rare minerals. A 1940’s tech rifle requiring only a few basic computer assisted machine tools and some medium grade steel is for all practical purposes free. The only real cost is getting sufficient ammunition produced and distributed.

Officers and better equipped “Ranger units” are occasionally equipped with P90s or late model M-4s although that does complicate the ammunition situation. Ranger units are also going to have at least handful of laser or plasma weapons which can come as rather nasty surprise to an opponent who gets a little too dismissive of mere catgirls.


The next weapon is the M-79 grenade launcher. Why? Because why not? It also happens to be a very flexible weapon. Standard HE rounds are all fun and games but the nekoites have also developed a hollow charge HEAT “crackerjack” grenade that is just powerful enough to punch through a typical armored spacesuit. Again cost-effectiveness is the key. That said commando units can get their paws on some pretty exotic ammo of the mission is important enough.



And then we have the panzerfaust. Yes it’s a direct copy of the WWII weapon. Well usually a direct copy… sometimes you get a special snowflake panzerfaust with a plasma core warhead but that’s strictly for fighting giant robots. Again the panzerfaust was chosen as a low tech weapon that could be ridiculously mass produced and handed out to anyone who needed one.



Nyan! Desu! Banzai!!!


Well? What else would an army of catgirls carry as a sidearm? Besides if you’ll going to die for Holy Mother Terra you need to die with style as you take as many Face-Eating Giant Space Spiders with you as you can.


—Wolfman Out—

“I regret that I have but nine lives to give for my county. We’ll meet again in Meowhalla.” —Seiko

“Don’t be so negative, Bro. You got this.” — Ky’s response.

Catgirls Needs Claws