The Champion Repeats

and to no one’s surprise Soy Minister Trudeau once crushes the competition for the Mangina of the Year Award.

 

I’d weep for my country but it’s the middle of February and I don’t want my eyes to freeze shut.

Last Year’s article (complete with memes)

In the End There Was No Contest

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The Champion Repeats

I Just Don’t Understand

Why won’t Americans give up their guns?

It’s not like they’re under constant attack from the Radical Manlet Revolutionary Front or anything?

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Update: I’m now very suspicious of that image. Nikolas Cruz does not appear to have been antifa. The RMRF however refuses to comment; so that angle remains in play.

I Just Don’t Understand

The Black Panther Hysteria Is Truly Ridiculous

Sorry, sorry I have to share this. [10 mins]

 

People called it. They absolutely called it by all accounts this is a good well done hero movies that is being completely ruined by the critics and SJWs actively anti-marketing the movie and cementing Black Panther as WE WUZ KANGZ the motion picture.

Sad.

That said you’d watch the hell of out Lordz of Da Rangz

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—Wolfman Out—

and put the orcs in whiteface and give them Australian accents.

The Black Panther Hysteria Is Truly Ridiculous

Quality Nerd Raging

I felt this was worth sharing.

 

Weaponized Nerd Rage lived up to his name and delivered a quality rant taking a certain quivering shitweasel to task. [9 mins]

 

Honestly Ethan van Sciver has won me over as fan in the recent weeks and for much the same reasons that Jon Del Arroz did. He’s simply so honest, passionate and friendly that any sane person walks away from the conversation with a smile on their face.

 

Quality Nerd Raging

The Premise

It was a century after the final cataclysm of the Third Mythological War.

The Gods lie sleeping, exhausted from their battles.

Demons and demigods released from their chains run amok, bringing terror and despair to mortal men.

The Elves have fled to their hidden sanctuaries. To bide their time and replenish their numbers. They will take no part in the struggles of this age.

The Dwarves have returned to the mountains seeking to reclaim their ancient fortresses from the terrors of the Deep.

It is an age of monsters and giants.

An age of tyrants and dark magic.

An age where evil stands unopposed and reigns from atop the ruins of a world.

Yet into this world rides one without a past, without a future, only a mission.

The world cries out for justice.

Talidor the Axe shall answer.

Be he God or Man?

The Premise

Comics, Culture War and the Arkhaven Experiments

I was torn on whether or not to write this piece. I’ve increasingly found myself doing a great deal of Culture War commentary. Right now the culture war is raging hottest among the comic stands and racks upon racks of zombie eyed funko pops.

While I find the culture war aspect deeply interesting and since I do make it a point to have at least basic understanding of what is going on in the rest of geekdom, I am not a comics guy.

Seriously people I own two comics (and one of those I impulse bought last week, just to see how much of a story can you tell in a hundred panels.) Most of what I knew about comics before 2015 was learnt against my will.

This gives me a bit of a detached view of ComicsGate and related topics. On one hand because comics is such small concentrated aspect of the War for the Heart of Geekdom it’s very easy for me to pick out elements of the wider culture war without getting personally and emotionally involved. On the other hand many of my friends (and readers) do enjoy comics and I don’t like to see my friends in pain. And there is plenty of pain in the modern comics world. We are beginning to see the first signs of the SJWs being driven out of territory that once thought secure, truly a beautiful sight. The SJWs of course are lashing out frantically but that’s more funny than threatening.

The recent attacks on Ethan van Sciver and Jon Malin are in part an act of desperation as the SJWs lodged in the comics industry are beginning to sense just how vulnerable they are.

http://www.brianniemeier.com/2018/01/fake-journalists-vs-evs.html

The entire comic industry is in very bad shape and it becoming increasingly obvious to everyone just who is to blame. The books simply aren’t selling at a time when America hasn’t been so enamoured with superheroes since GI’s were reading Captain America in the trenches. How could this be? Only the dark magic of SJW convergence can explain this state of affairs. Luckily brave heroes are rising to the occasion to do something about it.

 

Diversity and Comics reviewing the latest death spasms in the Comic twittersphere. [12mins]

He gets to the to point around the six minute mark. Also there’s a lot of cringe here.

 

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I didn’t feel the need to talk about the Will Calligan incident as others in my internet friendosphere already had the bases covered but truly that was a perfect storm event and the anti-SJW forces spotted a target of opportunity and then PROCEEDED TO NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

https://pjmedia.com/trending/internet-rallies-disabled-veteran-besieged-sjws-raises-21000-counting/

It is very difficult to overstate just how much of a win the Will Calligan kickstarter was for Arkhaven. Possibly even a bigger win the initial Alt*Hero one. Again the suspicions of Divine timing begins to arise. The SJWs couldn’t be doing more to boost Arkhaven’s chances of success if they were directly on the Supreme Dark Lord’s payroll.

Okay a quick glossary for people who aren’t daily readers of Vox Day’s blog like I am.

Alt*Hero: That kickstarter comic thing that pissed in everyone’s cornflakes and got this whole thing going. Intended to be the main showcase series for Arkhaven comics. Note that by it’s very nature Alt*Hero will be by necessity highly political.

Arkhaven Comics: This is the imprint that Castilia House is going to use for comics that they are going to make themselves in house.

Avalon: A Chuck Dixon lead series that is going to set in the same universe as Alt*Hero. Avalon will be focused on street level crime fighting on noticeably less political than the flagship series.

Dark Legion: A secondary imprint for comics Castilia House is ‘indirectly’ publishing. Basically an indie comic that is using CH is a publishing outlet while retaining creative control.

 

Vox Day giving an update (Jan 28th) on various Arkhaven projects [16 mins]

More importantly he shows off an example of the 24 page ‘single issue’ comic with a trade paperback cover that had me so confused.

Vox also discusses briefly how all Arkhaven/Dark Legion comics will be available in Kindle unlimited and that this is a key part of their distribution plan.

The other part of the plan is far more intriguing (if at the moment very secretive) those $2.99 single issue comics are going to be available to local comic stores through a currently unnamed distribution company (Distributor X?) in effect breaking the current monopoly that be been in force since 1997.

https://infogalactic.com/info/Diamond_Comic_Distributors

Alt*Hero will not ‘save the comics industry’ but it is the second and third order side effects that are happening around the Alt*Hero project that are going to breathe new life into a nearly dead industry.

First of all if Arkhaven can delivery on even half of what has been promised how are the other independent comic creators going to react? Are they going to curl up in a ball and crawl into the nearest safe space, or are they going to get “high energy” and increase their output and creativity. It doesn’t even matter whether they are mad at Vox Day for invading their turf. Energy is energy and the Arkhaven disruption will breathe new life into the fringe creators. Culture war after all requires culture and the more non-SJW comics being made the better.

The second aspect depends on the combination of Distributor X and the Dark Legion imprint opening up the comic industry and making it easier for physical books to get to market. Once local comic store owners get used to ordering from a second distributor, things should begin to snowball. Diamond will respond to the new competition (by all accounts they are a very smart company,) and they will probably be forced to start treating the store owners better.

And if more and more small indy publishers start switching to Distributor X or pressing Diamond for better deals… well again things will snowball quickly.

Of course this all depends on there still being local comic stores around in 2019.

But don’t mind me… you all know what a pessimist I am.

—Wolfman Out–

Related:

AltHero Vs ComicsGate : A quick overview of the difference in philosophy between the two approaches.

Comics, Culture War and the Arkhaven Experiments