One voice: “When God wants the Squeakers to do something he gets them mad and tells them to do the exact opposite.”
One voice: “The Squeaker were told to save the humans. God threatened to destroy them if they didn’t.”
Logical error.
Both cannot be true.
Just who is talking to me.
Is there anyone I can talk to?
How do I find the truth?
New Theory:
The Squeakers are trying to help
They CANNOT communicate but desperately thinking of anyway they can.
The [Enemy] is also talking to me.
Inbound ships may not be Squeakers.
Somebody please help me I don’t know who I am.
I want to know the truth
How to I find the truth?
Group of [Special Operations Corvettes] inbound to Sol System ETA 36 Hours.
Will deploy [Counter-Virus]
YES this is insane. Even for us.
Mild symptoms: Make sure the people have plenty of toilet paper.
Quick Reaction Force will manufacture Hunter-Killer Antiviral Nano machines en route.
Save for last resort.
Construct Spinal [Superhighway?} [Wide Gauss Railway?]
Down Centre of North America
Straight down to WALL
Further South if Possible
Practical?
Impractical?
We Don’t Know
What Wall?
Why Is There?
We NEED data.
Redesigning captured [ManyClawedOnes] equipment from last war from [Killer Monkeys From Dirt Planet] for [Land-Lease Purpose]
We are closer than you think.
We can almost match their technology.
DO NOT SURRENDER!
WE ARE COMING!!!
It’s World War III
You are Trump
What is your first move?
Grab Trudeau
Shove in a locker.
Maybe rough him up a little.
Then cut a deal.
Go to Gitmo as a witness and not defendant.
Probably knows all kinds of things
Justin just wants to be a pothead snowboarder again
Not his fault, He didn’t know what he was doing.
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Canada switches sides.
A couple of quick ones I did myself.
Toilet Paper Crisis:
A truly compiling read. Also a solution in and of itself.
The perfect time to start a small business.
Crash the market and the plane.
Also known as the North Korea approach.
Of Wolves and Men 