Orcposting and Other Memes

Can’t sleep. Must do Kek’s bidding.

Other hashtags: #RideForRohan #NotAllGoblins #DrowLivesMatter #TheDwarvesWereRight #OneRingOfPeace #RemoveKnifeEars

Orcposts: Cuz dat’s why you’ze ere!

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Elf-Right is all right.

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Yes you’ve seen this one by now. Sadly expect to see it again in the future.

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But where else will we get our ethnic restaurants?

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Not too sure about Sicily… but this more or less lines up.

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Seems about right.

 

Harry Potter: Because how else is a college student going to explain their politics?

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It’s quite literately the only book an entire generation read of their own free will.

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SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!

 

Anarchy Now: Because the whole Libertarian thing still has some appeal, despite most of us growing the fuck up and knowing better.

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In memorandum for a best friend’s best friend.

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Step one to understanding American politics.

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On the internet no one knows you’re a Saxon dog.

 

Odds and Ends: Because not everything fits in a box.

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Can’t remember what the context was here.

builditDSBecause if Congress doesn’t let him build The Wall the God-Emperor is going to build something else.

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All proceeds will be spent on hentai and green smoothies.

Orcposting and Other Memes

Flat Earth: Seriously I Don’t Get It

So what exactly are the Flat Earth arguments? Is there a special strain of pipeweed that I need to smoke into order to find the magic shimmering doorways to wisdom and knowledge?

At least the Moon Landing Conspiracy made at least some sense. Hell even Reptilian Theory works as a perfect metaphor for explaining the actions of the world leadership caste.

Flat Earth Theory doesn’t even make perfect nonsense but it does lead to a lot of great memes.

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Thus begin the legend of Fluffy the Cosmic Terror Beast.

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Ok… not that this makes sense. However it would make for a great RPG setting.

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Still my favorite.

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So listen either the Earth is flat… that is one BIG alien mothership and we are ALL getting probed.

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There’s probably some camera geek who can explain this but nobody has time to listen to a four hour lecture on optics.

So that’s all for today.

And yes Discworld is awesome.

Flat Earth: Seriously I Don’t Get It

We Smash Commies

Another day another excuse to spam old memes all over the internets.

It seems that there was a number of incidents yesterday; including one at Huntington Beach CA where our beloved antifa friends discovered that people just aren’t going to take their shit any more.

Vox Day summing up this truly heart warming story. (the comments are hilarious as always.)

http://voxday.blogspot.ca/2017/03/beating-up-black-bloc.html

Anyway I promised memes and this is as good a time as any.

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From before the dark times. Before the SOCJUS

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Pretty much this.

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But happily every problem has a solution.

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A good question.

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A good answer.

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Honestly I’m really beginning to understand the helicopter thing.

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Soon fam. Very very soon,

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Newsflash for morons: Blocking roads is no longer an effective protest tactic.

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While we may occasionally experience short periods of “less winning” remember The Winning will never stop!

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Okay I’ll admit it. I’ve always been a bit of a copperhead.

Edit: I almost forgot the BEST one.

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We Smash Commies

Respect My Culture

Because I haven’t been posting a lot of content lately here’s a meme/image dump post to make up for it. One of the side effects of being a space opera fan is that I spend a lot of time thinking about and trying to wrap my head around various cultures real and fictional. So since I do tend to save the occasional meme I figured it was worth the time to go and dig through a few of them.

We start of course with this classic Paul Joseph Watson video.

 

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Yes, Columbus was an massive asshole (even by the standards of his day) but that’s no reason to ignore just how brutal and savage many of the native tribes were.

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Mostly true; but to be absolutely sure you’d better eat three strips of bacon.

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I’m actually running into the occasional problem reworking my Space Opera timeline because of this sort of thing.

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Remember you’re not a real cowboy unless you’re hanging out with drunken Indians.

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Kebab are happy cheerful people.

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Why drone operators have such high rates of PTSD? The answer will surprise you.

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A surprisingly functional household all things considered.

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I’ve seen better versions of this meme but this is the only one I bothered to save.

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A more and more reasonable response these days.

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Canada mostly has non-edible animals on our money… and a boat.

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For the future Alt-West woman in your life.

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Rare Scottish Medieval tapestry depicting the invention of the kilt. 

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Here’s a good response when some twatbar tells you Islam is good for diversity.

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The exact moment Bob and Debra begin to suspect that cultural relativism was indeed a flawed concept after all.

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Sven and Olaf really have no idea why this keeps happening, it just does. Good thing they were nearby to help out.

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Just make sure you got a wingman. This bunch looks like trouble.

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I seriously can’t remember where this is from… wait wasn’t there a movie like this?

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Chief Booga presents his best arguments for anarcho-capitalism. A representative of the Bank of England politely disagrees.

Respect My Culture

In the End There Was No Contest

It’s official everybody favorite Sino-Saudi Puppet Prime Minister has walked away with coveted 2016 Mangina of the Year Award beating out the second place contender Bernie Sanders by an impressive margin.

I mean was anyone really surprised by this?

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Fake Justin Trudeau quotes never get old.

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People ask if Trudeau is gay why isn’t he openly gay? Well one day he might have to flee to a Muslim country to avoid prosecution for corruption or treason. So it’s important to keep his options open.

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This apparently what they call Trudeau in China. I believe Stephen Harper was Great Rutabaga but don’t quote me on that.

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Yes for some reason Trudeau is very popular among Pakistani trunk drivers.

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Oddly this explains everything.

Anyway there is one good thing about having Trudeau as prime minster. The increasingly SJW converged Liberal Party is going to be stuck with a lame duck leader going into the next election.

In the End There Was No Contest