Breyland Notes: The Magic Space Aryan Racial Purity Scale

Just another world building article to help me collect my thoughts. This one started out as a joke but then went into much more serious territory than I originally planned to cover…but since they are going to call me a Nazi anyway.

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The Magic Space Aryan Racial Purity Scale

Master Race

Almost Master Race

Proper White Devil

Pretty Damn White

Ethnically Enhanced Pseudo-Caucasian

Still Sorta White

Brownish

Generic Brown Olive Person

Browner Than Usual

Suspiciously Black

Suitable for Picking Cotton

Too Black to Give a Fuck

 

One of the more interesting things about playing around in the Breylandverse is the complete lack of political correctness and trying to figure out how ordinary people would act when placed in such a complex swirling ball of chaos as Early Restoration Breyland.

The above scale is barracks humor that originated among the NCOs of the Sector Guard (Colonial Sepoy Infantry) and Paramilitary Police (PMP often referred to pimps.) The joke however rapidly took on a life of its own and spread throughout the military and merchant marine as it almost perfectly captures, mocks and attempts to reconcile the racial politics that occurs through the Breylandic military and a large proportion of the colony worlds.

Magic Space Aryan is a mocking term* used to describe Ethnic Breylanders (particularity arrogant government officials.) It works as rhetoric on two fronts; first while Breylanders are a distinctly ‘white race’ some of their subject worlds are even more ‘European’ and attacking their sense of racial superiority by pointing out that they are not completely white can severely rattle some individuals. The other aspect is calling out the contrast between Golden Age Breyland Left-Libertarian traditions and the vicious reality of what their descendants have to do in order to keep their unstable multi-ethnic empire from collapsing. This the Beautiful Terror, the constant back and forth dissonance as Breyland struggles to restore its own lost cultural legacy while having to come to terms with having an Empire that the people (and a large segment of the new regime) do not want; yet dare not get rid of. At the end of the day Breyland finds itself occupying a large number of world simply to deny them to their enemies.

The view from the colonies is much different and a strange vague form of Civic Nationalism is beginning to arise. The Loyal Barbarians are getting very angry at the Disloyal Barbarians who are ruining a good thing**. While many of these worlds have little which to negotiate with the central government; they have the blood of their soldiers. These population are also hopeful for the future and prefer to take their chances under the Beautiful Terror then to risk the tender mercies of the New Ganymede Confederacy or the chaos and barbarism of the sort of Pirate Kingdoms that are likely to form in the event of a complete collapse.

As more and more sepoys die in the service of Breyland the blood debt grows but that debt of honor can only be paid back if Breyland survives. The chaos must end. The pirates must be eliminated. Order must be restored. Nations, Tribes, Empires all of it comes down men who must do their duty. One man at a time. One duty at time. One war at a time. Breyland will survive but at what cost?

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In hindsight Brothers In The Dust is actually more of a Zulu War scenario than an Iraq or Vietnam analogy… just need to grab one story and tell it.

* In case any of you were wondering why I sometimes refer to my readers as such.

**Breyland also charges its colonies and occupied worlds far less in taxes than the Confederates do. So at least some of this phony patriotism is purely economic in nature.

 

Breyland Notes: The Magic Space Aryan Racial Purity Scale

Hopefully Inspiring Meme Dump

Feeling a little down tonight so I figured I’d go dig through my image folders and post some inspiring memes rather than sit around and pout all night.

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Those pigs shouldn’t have been talking shit, fam.

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It’s this or back issues of Male Feminist Monthly.

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Also he’s a veteran.

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Southpark mostly sucks but every now and then they just hit one clean out of the ballpark.

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Breyland expects every man to do his duty.

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Not a Churchill fan but he was the right man at the right time in the right place. That has to count for something doesn’t it?

Hopefully Inspiring Meme Dump

When The Going Gets Weird. The Weird Get Going.

The sidhe mystic trembled as she came out of her meditative trance, “Fedoras,” she gasped her eyes wide with otherworldly terror. The two men standing in front of her both took instinctively took a step back as the room shook slightly.

“What? A vision?” Drake Decker, paranormal investigator asked. “Tell me, what did you see?”

“Fedoras… many fedoras! All being tipped together,” the mystic pronounced. “Something is coming!”

Drake went to ask a followup question but before he could the sidhe tore off her clothes and run off screaming into the night. “Hmm,” he pondered. “Probably not a good sign.”

“Most definitely not a good sign,” Dave the fabulously gay wizard added. “Anything that can scare Kylie like that is going to be err… troublesome.”

“So much for my vacation,” Drake lamented. “We need to at least hold the fort down until back up arrives.”

“What about Kylie?” The wizard asked motioning to the open door. “We don’t need her scaring the normies.”

“She’ll be fine,” Drake replied. “Nigh invulnerable fairie thot superstar.”

“You’re not worried about a naked elf chick running down the street screaming about negative vibrations in the cosmic resonance?”

“It’s Vancouver, no one will notice anything out of the ordinary.” Drake shrugged. It was one of the few advantages to working out of Canada’s Left Coast.

“So what now?” Dave asked.

There was a tense silent moment while Drake reviewed his options. “If it’s not an Elder God we can handle it, just have to call in a few favors that’s all.”

“You mean more favors,” The wizard added. Just getting a sidhe, any sidhe involved was going to cost the Order something down the line.

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” Drake muttered. “First things first, we need to stake out that anime fan convention you were talking about earlier.”

“Right big concentration of virgins,” Dave nodded. “Barely any security. At most a wand-mage or two packing heat.”

“Just what a fledgling goddess cult needs.” Drake said. “But that’s a little too obvious. Anything else going this weekend that might fit the bill?”

The wizard eyes briefly went white as he refreshed his memory. “The Association For the Appreciation of Monstergirls is holding a meeting.”

“Even bigger dorks, older too so their blood would be exceptionally potent.” Drake said swiftly.

“One catch I don’t think any of those guys are virgins,” Dave countered.

“Really?” Drake retorted.

“Because there’s only really one way to properly appreciate a monstergirl,” Dave answered with a smirk.

Drake didn’t want to think about it. “Okay we’ll stick to the anime convention. It’s a place to start.”

When The Going Gets Weird. The Weird Get Going.

Laughing Like a Madman

For some reason Open Office doesn’t like the word ethno-nationalist. The spell checker is instead suggesting the word ethanol-nationalist.

This totally needs to be a thing.

and since I suppose we need a definition

Ethanol-Nationalist: A person who remains silent when sober but quickly becomes patriotic, outspoken and politically incorrect after consuming large amount of alcohol. Typically spotted at sporting events and family BBQs.

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Anyway I really needed a laugh and that little quirk just struck me as hysterical.

 

Laughing Like a Madman

Week Two of The Great Memewar

Welcome to the second week of The Great Memewar Not much in the way of news links this time but plenty of memes worthy of passing along to our frontline troops. Memewar is very much a long term thing; a permanent game long sidequest as you go about your daily business.

Mood Music: The best way to start of these.

Dedicated to all the hardworking memesmiths forging away in their dank caves of mystery.

 

The dank mystery of Covfefe solved. It’s not what we expected at all.

Top theologists and occult researchers inside the Church of Kek have long suspected that there did exist a separate God of Memes but it is with great alarm that we find evidence mounting to support that fact.

What did God-Emperor Trump mean when he tweeted Covfefe? Long has His loyal legions pondered that question. At last we know the answer, at last we know the cause of the Memewar. Covfefe is in fact the True Name of an Elder God, summoned by the God-Emperor and the White Wizard Ron Paul in order to destroy the Mainstream Media and crush them into the dustbin of history.

Covfefe is the Dank Penguin, The MemeGod summoned from Cocytus. He commands you to meme and so meme ye shall, lest ye face His wrath.

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So not only is the God-Emperor’s name a killing word it seems that He summons Lovecraftian demon penguins for shits and giggles. Truly the winning will never stop.

Alex Jones has vehemently denied involvement in the summoning of Covfefe; although it is believed that a large of amount of Super Male Vitality would have been required for the ritual.

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A meme warrior joyously joins the struggle.

http://seagullrising.blogspot.ca/2017/07/what-lovely-day.html

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Shortfatotaku and Scrumpmonkey on CNNBlackmail [30mins]

A couple of old gamergate hands discussing CNNBlackmail, corrupt Reddit admins, getting memes into the mainstream media and some asshole named Matt Myers.

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THE MTV THING

This will not end well.

http://archive.is/bVr3I

Not so fast

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Savage. Jim just gives it to him.

Yeah as suspected the MTV reality show is nothing but hotair and marketing. Of course to be fair MTV hasn’t been culturally relevant since the mid 90’s. At this point its clear that another station is simply wearing their skin like a mask and pretending to be cool.

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GotNews on Alt-Right Warlord Donald Trump Jr. savagely attacking the media.

http://gotnews.com/breaking-donaldjtrumpjr-bodyslams-entire-media-single-tweet/

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The Left convincing themselves that Donald Trump has an imaginary friend named Jim.

https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/07/ap-trump-friend-jim/

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The brave and courageous media fleeing in terror at the mere mention of Clinton corruption. Although with the Clinton Body Count constantly rising it is somewhat hard to blame them.

https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/07/msnbc-runs-away/

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The July 11th Darkstream

Vox Day discusses his recent twitter ban, antifragile systems and stresses the main feature of the daily memewar mailing list. THE ENEMY CAN’T BLOCK IT… then he rants about football for several minutes. After which the Supreme Darklord outlines the current flaw in the big social media companies’ business model and how this has created opportunities for others to come in and provide an alternative. He mentions Alt-Hero briefly… after that I sort of fell asleep. But at least the first half was good.

The July 10th Darkstream was also memewar related, with discussion about the daily memewar mailing lists, media cycles and the importance of rhetorical flexibility.

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This is funny on a couple of levels. The CNN anchor failing to recognize their national anthem and also FOX taking a shot at them for it.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/07/13/cnn-anchor-mistakes-star-spangled-banner-for-french-national-anthem.html

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Independent Journalist and part time Viking Peter Sweden covers how CNNBlackmail style behaviour in common in Sweden. Very alarming.

 

 

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On the other hand never look at another man’s portal gun.

 

WTF?

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Semi-related but still pretty hilarious. Now remember this was only two weeks ago.

http://empiresmustfall.blogspot.ca/2017/07/his-name-is-killing-word-trump-tweets.html

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—Wolfman out—

Planning to do at least one more of these.

Until then meme hard you glorious bastards.

May we all meet in Sperghalla

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Week Two of The Great Memewar

Flat Earth: Seriously I Don’t Get It

So what exactly are the Flat Earth arguments? Is there a special strain of pipeweed that I need to smoke into order to find the magic shimmering doorways to wisdom and knowledge?

At least the Moon Landing Conspiracy made at least some sense. Hell even Reptilian Theory works as a perfect metaphor for explaining the actions of the world leadership caste.

Flat Earth Theory doesn’t even make perfect nonsense but it does lead to a lot of great memes.

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Thus begin the legend of Fluffy the Cosmic Terror Beast.

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Ok… not that this makes sense. However it would make for a great RPG setting.

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Still my favorite.

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So listen either the Earth is flat… that is one BIG alien mothership and we are ALL getting probed.

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There’s probably some camera geek who can explain this but nobody has time to listen to a four hour lecture on optics.

So that’s all for today.

And yes Discworld is awesome.

Flat Earth: Seriously I Don’t Get It

Random Encounter

I’m probably going to regret posting this but… while I’m still completely hopeless when it comes to most human interaction I seem to have shut off enough of my anti-game to get myself in the occasional bit of trouble.

Note that the following takes place in about a thirty to forty second chance meeting.

 

Observation

Cute, high energy blonde chick (1)

Pierced nose but no obvious tattoos

Pushing up against the 2SD comm barrier but thankfully not over it. (2)

Very slender.

Slightly crazy puppy dog eyes.

Somewhat jailbait-y (3)

Nicotine stains on fingers

 

Orientation

Much cuter than most women I draw the attention of.

The nicotine stains are a HUGE warning sign when combined with how young she is. (4)

I’m completely unequipped to handle any sort of crazy bitch drama. (5)

 

Decision

The white race is to be saved by other means.

but there’s no reason to be an asshole, here.

 

Action

Maintain composure.

Flirt slightly to be polite.

DO NOT PURSUE. (6)

 

And because you shitlords are going to ask.

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Going to say Slavic but Germanic is also a possibility. Again we met very briefly and I didn’t have a chart handy.

 

End Notes:

1: Not a huge fan of blondes but they can be upgraded into perky redheads with a $2 redbull and a $10 box of hairdye. Both items are readily available at any Walmart.

2: This would put her in the 95-100 IQ range. Completely average and unremarkable but trust me I notice when I hit the wall. I think 105-110 would be ideal for me but most such women are pretty arrogant.

3: Guessing she’s about 22 but I’m bad enough at this sort of thing that I occasionally get sternly worded letters from Chris Hansen.

4: A lot of mental patients self medicate with tobacco (reduces stress and appetite.) Combine that with the vibe I got off of her and all sorts of alarms went off.

5: Know thyself. Know thy enemy. I need a sane five, not a crazy seven.

6: Made it a point not to burn any bridges since I live a small enough town that I’m likely to meet this woman again. There’s also the chance my first impression of her could be completely wrong. Still not gonna bite, too many warning signs.

7: Also there’s this. https://infogalactic.com/info/Rusalka but that’s probably going too far.

 

 

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