And Shit Almost Gets Real

Well this was a lovely thing to wake up to.

Very few details available at the moment.

Someone one told me that the two most common forms of terrorism were Islamic terror and Communist terror. This looks like the latter. However he doesn’t seem to have been a very accurate shooter.

Styx makes an excellent point here as this was a major lapse in security. Thankfully BernieBro marksmanship standards prevented this from being a MAJOR incident.

Still the Media has blood on its hands here and America continues to limp closer and closer to Civil War.

Update:

Archives of the shooter’s deleted Facebook page (via Mike Cernovich)

 

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This answers the question ‘Who is watching this cancerous MSM crap TV?”

Update Two:

It looks like someone archived the whole thing in PDF form.

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It occurs to me that the Alt-Right may need to form some sort of rapid response teams in order to make sure that critical clues needs for citizen journalism aren’t just wiped out of existence.

And Shit Almost Gets Real

With A Rebel Yell

 

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A while back I stumbled across this clip from the 1930’s and it looked like something certain folks might enjoy.

This is completely different than anything those of us north of the Biscuits and Gravy Line would have imagined. I really wasn’t expecting the Rebel Yell to be so high pitched.

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Here’s a cleaned up composite version made from multiple recordings.

Might make a good ringtone.

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A group of reenactors doing their best.

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Anyway I thought that was worth sharing; particularly in the wake of SJWs attempting to completely wipe out all traces of Southern heritage. I just had to stop by and give them all a fuck you dance out of sheer principle.

I’ll leave you with this; a song that never gets old.

With A Rebel Yell

Breyland Notes: Ultra-Christianity the Final Temptation

Ultra-Christianity the Final Temptation

Remove the Traitor, Bleed the Cuck, Free the Nations. Vengeance is the Lord’s we are but his instruments.

Motto of the Holy Order of St. Brevik.

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I’m clearly overthinking this but I’ve run into a rather hilarious writer’s problem. One of the core elements of the Breyland stories is going to be the constant struggle between the Celtic Pagan majority and the large Christian majority for the cultural and philosophical soul of the nation. The single greatest fear of the Breyland patriot is that of a religious civil war tearing apart the Homeworld just as their colonies and allies abandon them. While such a war is unlikely, it could happen and lingers over the political landscape like the sword of Damocles.

This means the religious landscape is going to be far more important then I had originally imagined. The vague handwaved notions of Energetic New Age-y Celtic Pagans and Stoic Steady Determined Christians I had five years ago simply aren’t going to cut the mustard. I need to actually sit down and work out what are the major sects? and how do they interact?

Somewhere around this time I learnt that the Saxons around the time of the migration viewed Christ as a warrior god who had conquered Death. Which I suppose is definitely one way to look at it. So I incorporated that idea into a vaguely defined “Church of the Warrior” a militant sect of Christianity popular among the military. Since this was about the time I was losing my own faith I sort of left it at that and didn’t think any further on the idea.

Several years and many, many red pills later I’m picking the idea back up and finding the Church of the Warrior to be actually rather tame and not anything I can get a reader to be alarmed about. What I need is a church so outrageous, so hardcore and unforgiving as to be a legitimate threat to the status quo; with centuries long history and absolutely no doubt to the righteousness of their cause. A group so hardcore that they border on heresy but without going into cartoony supervillan strawman territory like the Masadans in David Weber’s Honor Harrington series. The Church Militant and Unrepentant needs to be both a hyper-competent threat to the heroes and a moral temptation. The temptation of course is to join them, for is not their cause righteous? Do we not seek the salvation of the nations? Must the works of Satan not be opposed? Did we not save Western Civilization once before?

The looming tidal wave of Reconquista 2.0 is causing a great deal of havoc with my original timeline. Predicting the future is always tricky but the problem is that while I know something is going to happen I don’t know the scale of the event or how much it will alter the fictional plans. A maximum scale Reconquista 2.0 event would leave a huge mark on human history (continent sized ethnic cleansing wars will tend to do that.) The rapid growth and entrenchment of a church like the CMU and the Templar style orders that would be created during such a conflict would simply not go away afterwards. So it makes perfect sense to keep an element or two around a couple millennium later. If we’re still talking about the Romans, there’s a good chance the Breylanders might still be talking about us.

The Church Militant and Unrepentant is going to be a special challenge to flesh out as no matter what I do to make them extreme and “they go too far” I can’t help shake the feeling that most of my internet friends and potential reader base would immediately join such a church if it existed. For the lulz as much as for salvation.

Assassin-monks calling themselves the Order of St. Brevik?

Hey it could happen? And isn’t speculative fiction supposed to be about speculation?

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Related: Musing about the effect of feral pigs as a ecological threat.

Breyland Notes: Legacy of the Oinkkrieg

Breyland Notes: Ultra-Christianity the Final Temptation

Orcposting and Other Memes

Can’t sleep. Must do Kek’s bidding.

Other hashtags: #RideForRohan #NotAllGoblins #DrowLivesMatter #TheDwarvesWereRight #OneRingOfPeace #RemoveKnifeEars

Orcposts: Cuz dat’s why you’ze ere!

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Elf-Right is all right.

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Yes you’ve seen this one by now. Sadly expect to see it again in the future.

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But where else will we get our ethnic restaurants?

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Not too sure about Sicily… but this more or less lines up.

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Seems about right.

 

Harry Potter: Because how else is a college student going to explain their politics?

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It’s quite literately the only book an entire generation read of their own free will.

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SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!

 

Anarchy Now: Because the whole Libertarian thing still has some appeal, despite most of us growing the fuck up and knowing better.

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In memorandum for a best friend’s best friend.

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Step one to understanding American politics.

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On the internet no one knows you’re a Saxon dog.

 

Odds and Ends: Because not everything fits in a box.

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Can’t remember what the context was here.

builditDSBecause if Congress doesn’t let him build The Wall the God-Emperor is going to build something else.

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All proceeds will be spent on hentai and green smoothies.

Orcposting and Other Memes

Taking It Easy Tonight

Okay I really do need to step back a little from politics for a bit. While I don’t think I’ve said anything incorrect I’m finding myself slipping back more and more into Internet Tough Guy Syndrome and that’s no good for anybody. While I like to think that I’m self aware enough to avoid a major spergout, experience says that it’s best not to get too emotionally involved with anything that happens on the internet.

Certain current events have indeed pissed me off. I suppose that means I’m still human. Still I really do need to learn to keep a balanced keel and get my priorities in somewhat of an order.

So if you don’t hear from me for a bit I’m just trying to get my blood pressure down to somewhat normal levels.

In the meantime here’s some music to defend your homeland to.

 

Celtic Metal – Fable

 

Celtic Music — Wolf Blood

Sorry I couldn’t resist. Still a really fun track. Definitely strikes a mood.

 

The King of The Highlands by Antti Martikainen.

Check out the man’s channel if you get the chance. Nothing but pure awesome.

 

Battle For Camelot

It’s stupid, it’s cheesy. It makes you want to kickbox a cyborg.

 

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Haunting and beautiful. It lures you into a hypnotic trance… and then you hear a sweet seductive voice that whispers… lebensraum.

Taking It Easy Tonight

Breyland Notes: Legacy of the Oinkkrieg

Feral Pigs in Breylandspace

Colonising an alien planet is far more difficult than most people realise. The colonists need to either create an entire ecosystem from scratch or very carefully incorporate terran foodcrops and livestock into an existing completely alien biosphere. Unbalances aren’t just possible they’re practically expected. The key thing is not to allow ecological unbalances to become disasters that threaten the existance of the colony. In the modern era with established interstellar trade aid can be acquired from off world. This was not the case with the earlier distant colonies and the failure rate was very high; in fact it was amazing that any of these colonies survived at all.

Breyland owes its superpower status to one main factor. They got there several centuries earlier than their near neighbors and the first colonists somehow survived. However one early event left an notable mark on Breylandic culture and folklore; all the pigs died. As it was centuries before Breyland reestablished contact was the rest of humanity, these animals could not be replaced and for this reason pork did not become part of the traditional diet. Pigs however did become highly symbolic in folklore and national myth with magical winged pigs often appearing in Golden Age children’s cartoons. By the time pork could be cheaply and easily imported from other nearby worlds pigs had become practically holy animals; far too sacred and precious to actually eat. It took several centuries to overcome this attitude.

As a result of this cultural baggage it is very difficult for the Breyland born intellectuals who make up the core of the Colonial bureaucracy to take the problem of a feral pig population explosion seriously. After all the solution to any ‘highly problematic free range unprocessed bacon surplus’ is both obvious and delicious. Even in the case that the government acts the go to solution is to import apex predators like lions, tigers, or yargis. This usually ends rather poorly for the hapless colonists. So as a result at any one time there are five or six planets in Breylandspace that are experiencing a feral pig problem.

The Oinkkrieg:

The most famous feral pig explosion occured on the planet Brandenburg (now one of the Four Worlds) and cuminated in the legendary Oinkkrieg (or oinkzkrieg) a sixty year epic struggle for survival between Man and Pig. The Brandenburgers did eventually get the pig population under control and redomesticated but there was a very real risk of humanity getting pushed off the planet. As this event happened early in the colony’s history it left a mark of the Brandenburger sense of humor. For example exclaming “for victory!” or humming a patriotic song before taking the first bite of a pork sausage.

The Situation on Mzab:

Mzab is a interesting case. The feral pig population which was once a mild annoyance to farmers and ranchers, is in recent years rapidly approaching oinkkrieg levels. As Mzab is a Muslim majority world (roughly 85%) the normal measures commonly taken to cull a feral pig explosion could not be taken without causing significant unrest. Successive governors simply ignored the problem and hoped it would go away. This put several noteworthy tribes in a bind between breaking Islamic teaching in order to deal with the pigs and the risk of angering their more fundimental and warlike neighbors. As the crisis deepened it begin harder and harder for outsiders to feel any sort of sympathy for the beleaguered locals as the workers of the nearby mining colony of Hammerfall were living on 3/4ths and sometimes even 2/3rds rations; and yes they would very much like some pork sausages.

The call thus came for the finer citizens of Mzab to put aside their hashpipes and their ridiculous barbarian customs and turn the ongoing crisis into a profit opportunity. While some Mazbians were indeed willing to shallow their pride and get their hands dirty in exchange for cold hard cash the tribal warlords and fanatical clerics of the northern provinces were not. The latter in perticular were in no mood to risk their social status and political power (only recently gained.) As social and economic pressure begin to build the Islamists, the Tribal Chieftains and the secular nationalists gathered into a strange uneasy alliance against their colonial overlords.

The pig crisis was not the leading cause of Mustafa’s Rebellion but the growing sense of unease through the colony caused by it and the disconnect between the population and the government made the ground very fertile for any seed of rebellion to take hold. The crisis would also lend a certain absurd character to the war.

As for how the pigs got there? No one knows. The Mzabians claim that the pigs are in fact an lost colony of Jews that were turned into pigs by Allah to punish them for their sins. No colonial admistrator takes such hashish fueled claims seriously, of course. Mzab is a place that lends itself to absurdity as anyone who has spent any time there can readily attest.

Related reading:

“Harvesting 66% of the total population per year is required to keep the Texas feral pig populations stable“

https://infogalactic.com/info/Feral_pig

https://infogalactic.com/info/Emu_War

Thirty minute video on how to butcher a pig. Remember fam, either we eat the pigs or else the pigs will eat us.

End Note: Breyland refers to both the Capital or Homeworld and the larger political entity (The Viceroyalty of Breyland.) There are approximately eighty billion people in Breylandspace roughly one quarter of which are ethnic Breylanders.

The star and thus the system is named Hammerfel. The main planet (a Mars-like) is named Hammerfall. This state of affairs confuses the hell out of everybody, much to the amusement of the locals.

Breyland Notes: Legacy of the Oinkkrieg

They Have To Go Back.

 

They Have To Go Back.