Just Counting Down.

Just counting down the minutes to Trumpenreich Tuesday.

Oh Thank you Baby Jesus the salt is going to be glorious.

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The Blue Wave is very likely going to fizzle into at most a status quo draw.

On the flip side an all out Red Tsunami is actually possible and even in a draw a number of swamp creatures are going to lose their seats.

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Honestly the only real question is how will God-Emperor Trump handle the border situation? Will his loyal legions be able to separate the Bad Hombres from the Human Shields and the other non-combatants? Will lethal force actually be used?

I have faith that Trump does have some sort of plan here to prevent a bloodbath.

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Anyway tomorrow night should be a blast to watch as the NPCs get their programming jolted enough to make soy leak from their ears.

and after Trumpenreich Tuesday comes #Winning Wednesday as the horrible reality that they cannot get rid of Orange Bad Man slowly sets in.

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and for all we know the Winning won’t stop there either

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All those extra guards and facility upgrades were needed for something.

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Just Counting Down.

Someone Set Us Up The Bomb

Styxhexenhammer666 covers all the obvious points. [6mins]

 

Yeah not impressed here

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Were these bombs hand planted? It sure seems that way. Also make sure you have an intern take the bomb out the package just in case it’s rigged to explode.

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The prop department must have had fun with this one

 

Yeah this is looking more and more like a hastily planned last minute stunt.

and there would have to be at least a half dozen people involved to get this many fake bombs all sent to so many different locations at the same time.

FAKE AND GAY

One bomb might have been believable.

A series of bombs send out one at time over the course of two or three weeks would get a maybe.

But this multiple fake bombs apparently hand planted in locations miles apart all within a day or two of each other.

Nope this whole event is faker than a stripper’s new tiddies.

 

and the God-Emperor might have foreseen these machinations of chaos.

 

but with that remember to stay vigilant patriots.

If you see something say something.

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There was also this cryptic warning posts to the chans about a week ago.

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Which might still be in play… or the plan might have changed (Again this MAGABomber thing looks like a very rushed and desperate operation.) However everything is just speculation at this point, The only thing we know at the moment is that MSM Narrative CANNOT BE TRUE

 

Update: The clock on the bomb has been identified.

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Okay I take it back. This can’t be an intelligence operation. No professional clown would be this embarrassingly bad at his job.

Someone Set Us Up The Bomb

Worst Lawsuit Ever!

The DNC decision to sue Trump, the Russian government, WikiLeaks and several small furry animals strikes is quite literally the WORST possible thing that they could have done. I’m actually wondering if Trump has a deep cover man fucking up the DNC from the inside.

Razorfist with the Normie friendly version. [8 Mins]

 

Dave of the X22 Report with a heavier tinfoil version. [23 mins]

He goes into quite bit of detail here.

Take this one with a grain of salt but these guys do seem to have their house in order.

Worst Lawsuit Ever!

Trump Magic: Pick a Card

I was going to wait a bit on this until we had much clearer information but Trump does appear to have pulled some sort of magician’s trick when it comes to the Syrian missile strikes.

http://www.businessinsider.com/us-navy-fooled-russia-and-syria-with-a-warship-ruse-before-the-strike-2018-4?amp%3Butm_medium=referral

The tomahawk missiles used in the strike were all older ones; three decades old and approaching the end of their best blow up by date. Some accounts even suggest that the missiles had their warheads removed turning them into little more than decoys or live action targets for the Syrian air defences. A possible way for the Syrians and Russians to save face, maybe. Either way it is beginning to look like this was another ‘pulled punch’ attack just like the one last year.

However the nineteen missiles launched by the B-1 Bombers appears to be an entirely different story. As these were likely state of the art weapons. 

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Note that what the bomber launched missiles were shot at is not mentioned. This is a somewhat glaring omission.

So what did the nineteen missiles hit?

Right now the best guess is that a series of Iran and Hezbollah related targets were struck. This could be a move to weaken Iran as a prelude to either overthrowing the regime or forcing them to bargaining table (in the same manner as North Korea.)

Q Anon has stated the Iran is next on Trump’s target list.

How will it be done? Well we’ll just have to watch the rest of the show.

In the meantime pray.

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Trump Magic: Pick a Card

The Magician’s Left Hand or Blunder of Year?

Bombard’s Body Language of Trump’s announcement of Syrian Airstrikes. [5 mins]

Quick takeaway here: Trump is confident in this speech and it was practiced beforehand. However this is clearly scripted and does not appear to be Trump’s own words.

Something odd is happening in Syria. That much we know. Trump’s actions don’t seem to be making any sense. 4D chess remains on the menu but a lot of people are wondering about what’s going on behind the scenes. The most recent gas attack (very likely the previous ones) were clearly staged events. Trump HAS to know that. So what is he doing? Or rather WHAT ELSE is he doing?

Trump uses twitter as a distraction. The previous tomahawk strike was a feint. Hell Stormy Daniels might even have been working for Trump this whole time. Everyone is watching the wizard’s left hand. What is he doing with his right? Will there be magic or has he been subtly jerking off this entire time?

The Magician’s Left Hand or Blunder of Year?

Saint Donald’s Prayer.

Lord, make my enemies ridiculous

and as dumb as they are wicked.

May their greed lead to their downfall

and their perversions be drawn into the light.

May I be allowed to keep winning

and be victorious in your name.

So that I may spread your glory upon the Earth

as it is in Heaven, amen.

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Origin: Late 21st century America. Later adopted into the Book of Common Prayers sometime in the early 23rd century.

Saint Donald’s Prayer.

Very Interesting Anon Theory

Did the loyal legions of the God-Emperor raid the Golden Island of El Diddlerado?

Was the recent Rachel Chandler Instagram blitz used as a misdirection?

This anon has a theory and it does fit with some of the more cryptic recent Q posts.

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Seriously if Trump pulled this off… I joked about making him a Western Orthodox saint in the Breylandverse. That might not be good enough anymore.

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We’ll know in a few days.

In the meantime remind the boys what we’re fighting for.

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—Wolfman out—

Deus Vult

Very Interesting Anon Theory