Laughing Like a Madman

For some reason Open Office doesn’t like the word ethno-nationalist. The spell checker is instead suggesting the word ethanol-nationalist.

This totally needs to be a thing.

and since I suppose we need a definition

Ethanol-Nationalist: A person who remains silent when sober but quickly becomes patriotic, outspoken and politically incorrect after consuming large amount of alcohol. Typically spotted at sporting events and family BBQs.

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Anyway I really needed a laugh and that little quirk just struck me as hysterical.

 

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Laughing Like a Madman

Week Two of The Great Memewar

Welcome to the second week of The Great Memewar Not much in the way of news links this time but plenty of memes worthy of passing along to our frontline troops. Memewar is very much a long term thing; a permanent game long sidequest as you go about your daily business.

Mood Music: The best way to start of these.

Dedicated to all the hardworking memesmiths forging away in their dank caves of mystery.

 

The dank mystery of Covfefe solved. It’s not what we expected at all.

Top theologists and occult researchers inside the Church of Kek have long suspected that there did exist a separate God of Memes but it is with great alarm that we find evidence mounting to support that fact.

What did God-Emperor Trump mean when he tweeted Covfefe? Long has His loyal legions pondered that question. At last we know the answer, at last we know the cause of the Memewar. Covfefe is in fact the True Name of an Elder God, summoned by the God-Emperor and the White Wizard Ron Paul in order to destroy the Mainstream Media and crush them into the dustbin of history.

Covfefe is the Dank Penguin, The MemeGod summoned from Cocytus. He commands you to meme and so meme ye shall, lest ye face His wrath.

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So not only is the God-Emperor’s name a killing word it seems that He summons Lovecraftian demon penguins for shits and giggles. Truly the winning will never stop.

Alex Jones has vehemently denied involvement in the summoning of Covfefe; although it is believed that a large of amount of Super Male Vitality would have been required for the ritual.

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A meme warrior joyously joins the struggle.

http://seagullrising.blogspot.ca/2017/07/what-lovely-day.html

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Shortfatotaku and Scrumpmonkey on CNNBlackmail [30mins]

A couple of old gamergate hands discussing CNNBlackmail, corrupt Reddit admins, getting memes into the mainstream media and some asshole named Matt Myers.

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THE MTV THING

This will not end well.

http://archive.is/bVr3I

Not so fast

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Savage. Jim just gives it to him.

Yeah as suspected the MTV reality show is nothing but hotair and marketing. Of course to be fair MTV hasn’t been culturally relevant since the mid 90’s. At this point its clear that another station is simply wearing their skin like a mask and pretending to be cool.

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GotNews on Alt-Right Warlord Donald Trump Jr. savagely attacking the media.

http://gotnews.com/breaking-donaldjtrumpjr-bodyslams-entire-media-single-tweet/

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The Left convincing themselves that Donald Trump has an imaginary friend named Jim.

https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/07/ap-trump-friend-jim/

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The brave and courageous media fleeing in terror at the mere mention of Clinton corruption. Although with the Clinton Body Count constantly rising it is somewhat hard to blame them.

https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/07/msnbc-runs-away/

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The July 11th Darkstream

Vox Day discusses his recent twitter ban, antifragile systems and stresses the main feature of the daily memewar mailing list. THE ENEMY CAN’T BLOCK IT… then he rants about football for several minutes. After which the Supreme Darklord outlines the current flaw in the big social media companies’ business model and how this has created opportunities for others to come in and provide an alternative. He mentions Alt-Hero briefly… after that I sort of fell asleep. But at least the first half was good.

The July 10th Darkstream was also memewar related, with discussion about the daily memewar mailing lists, media cycles and the importance of rhetorical flexibility.

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This is funny on a couple of levels. The CNN anchor failing to recognize their national anthem and also FOX taking a shot at them for it.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/07/13/cnn-anchor-mistakes-star-spangled-banner-for-french-national-anthem.html

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Independent Journalist and part time Viking Peter Sweden covers how CNNBlackmail style behaviour in common in Sweden. Very alarming.

 

 

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On the other hand never look at another man’s portal gun.

 

WTF?

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Semi-related but still pretty hilarious. Now remember this was only two weeks ago.

http://empiresmustfall.blogspot.ca/2017/07/his-name-is-killing-word-trump-tweets.html

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—Wolfman out—

Planning to do at least one more of these.

Until then meme hard you glorious bastards.

May we all meet in Sperghalla

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Week Two of The Great Memewar

Flat Earth: Seriously I Don’t Get It

So what exactly are the Flat Earth arguments? Is there a special strain of pipeweed that I need to smoke into order to find the magic shimmering doorways to wisdom and knowledge?

At least the Moon Landing Conspiracy made at least some sense. Hell even Reptilian Theory works as a perfect metaphor for explaining the actions of the world leadership caste.

Flat Earth Theory doesn’t even make perfect nonsense but it does lead to a lot of great memes.

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Thus begin the legend of Fluffy the Cosmic Terror Beast.

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Ok… not that this makes sense. However it would make for a great RPG setting.

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Still my favorite.

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So listen either the Earth is flat… that is one BIG alien mothership and we are ALL getting probed.

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There’s probably some camera geek who can explain this but nobody has time to listen to a four hour lecture on optics.

So that’s all for today.

And yes Discworld is awesome.

Flat Earth: Seriously I Don’t Get It

Random Encounter

I’m probably going to regret posting this but… while I’m still completely hopeless when it comes to┬ámost human interaction I seem to have shut off enough of my anti-game to get myself in the occasional bit of trouble.

Note that the following takes place in about a thirty to forty second chance meeting.

 

Observation

Cute, high energy blonde chick (1)

Pierced nose but no obvious tattoos

Pushing up against the 2SD comm barrier but thankfully not over it. (2)

Very slender.

Slightly crazy puppy dog eyes.

Somewhat jailbait-y (3)

Nicotine stains on fingers

 

Orientation

Much cuter than most women I draw the attention of.

The nicotine stains are a HUGE warning sign when combined with how young she is. (4)

I’m completely unequipped to handle any sort of crazy bitch drama. (5)

 

Decision

The white race is to be saved by other means.

but there’s no reason to be an asshole, here.

 

Action

Maintain composure.

Flirt slightly to be polite.

DO NOT PURSUE. (6)

 

And because you shitlords are going to ask.

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Going to say Slavic but Germanic is also a possibility. Again we met very briefly and I didn’t have a chart handy.

 

End Notes:

1: Not a huge fan of blondes but they can be upgraded into perky redheads with a $2 redbull and a $10 box of hairdye. Both items are readily available at any Walmart.

2: This would put her in the 95-100 IQ range. Completely average and unremarkable but trust me I notice when I hit the wall. I think 105-110 would be ideal for me but most such women are pretty arrogant.

3: Guessing she’s about 22 but I’m bad enough at this sort of thing that I occasionally get sternly worded letters from Chris Hansen.

4: A lot of mental patients self medicate with tobacco (reduces stress and appetite.) Combine that with the vibe I got off of her and all sorts of alarms went off.

5: Know thyself. Know thy enemy. I need a sane five, not a crazy seven.

6: Made it a point not to burn any bridges since I live a small enough town that I’m likely to meet this woman again. There’s also the chance my first impression of her could be completely wrong. Still not gonna bite, too many warning signs.

7: Also there’s this. https://infogalactic.com/info/Rusalka┬ábut that’s probably going too far.

 

 

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