A Reading Of Saint Donald’s Prayer

Just playing around with voice acting and seeing what I can actually do with this tubey thingie,

 

O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous

and as dumb as they are wicked.

May their greed lead to their downfall

and their perversions be drawn into the light.

 

May I be allowed to keep winning*

and be victorious in Your name.

So that I may spread Your glory upon the Earth**

as it is in Heaven, amen.

 

*Some preachers will throw in ‘YUUUGGGGE” Here to which the congregation will response with “so much winning.” This is not believed to be part of the original prayer.

** “These Stars” or “Our World” are common substitutes for ‘the Earth’ in the 41st century.